So my mom brought me to this strange place today. Listen to this, it doesn't have real ground, it has this stuff that makes my feet sink in. Weird I know, but wait there's more!! There's this strange water that is being thrown around like a full water bottle when I play with it. It splashes every which way and I have no idea why?! When I went to take a lick of this odd water it made me sneeze!
**WARNING TO ALL DOGS**
DO NOT DRINK SPLASHING WATER! IT IS VERY ICKY!!
Not only does this place have fake ground and splashing water that tastes bad, it has very VERY weird rocks. I tried to play with one but it flipped over and scared me! Mom doesn't like it when I get scared, she says I'm too strong and drag her all over the place hmpfff.
I think I've made my point, this place is super weird, but I sure could get used to it!
